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Little Boys and Littler Girls


Once upon a time (to be more specific, this evening!), a little boy and a slightly littler girl were waiting for their respective parents to finish their work at photo studio.

The two kids started trying to communicate with each other. This is how.
Boy: Leans back on wall, hands tucked into pockets, stares at girl
Girl: Fiddles with her little Dupatta, smiles shyly at the boy
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In a few minutes, Boy becomes bolder, walks upto Girl. Girl smiles, touches him on cheek. Boy did not expect this, hurries to hide behind his Mommy.
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Boy asks (booming voice): ‘Why is she touching me?’
Mummy (embarassed): ‘No she isn’t touching you!’
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Boy: ‘Oh yes, she IS. Why is she doing it?
Mummy (exasperated): ‘Er, because she thinks you are her friend’
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Boy (does not look very convinced): ‘Is it because I am a Handsome Boy?’
Mummy: (Searches for place to hide her face)
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A few minutes later, Girl prepares to leave with her dad. Turns back to give that final look, before she walks out through that door!
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Boy (looking sad) – Turns to Mummy and asks: ‘Where is she going?’
Mummy (with a sigh of relief): ‘She’s going home’
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Boy (looking perplexed): ‘But, Is she not going to marry me????’
Mummy: Aaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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………And to think the Boy is not even 4 years old !!!! Sigh!!!!!!!! ………
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EDITED TO ADD (2-Sep-10):
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This morning….
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Mummy (asks teasingly): The girl didn’t marry you, huh?
Boy (rewinds to last night): Hmmm, no, she didn’t!
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Mummy (being mean): Why???
Boy (unflinching): She changed her mind! She thought I was a rose-bush!!!
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Mummy (explains patiently): ‘You can marry ONLY when you are 30 and not 4, GOT IT?????’
Blushing Boy: Nods, smiles, and casually mentions Princess Jasmine!!!
??!!!!*****@@///!!!!%%%@@@??!!!!!!!!!!!

64 replies on “Little Boys and Littler Girls”

😛 sooooooo sweet 😀
But by any chance is that mum you?? 😉
Kids these days…. I tell you 😉
Yes CB, poor mommy is moi!! I just edited the post, with something that the brat said this morning, do check it out!!

ROFL !!!!! your son??? your son???
Sigh! Me such a goody-goody-girl, and this brat, a Casanova?!!! Unbelievable!! Someone must have switched babies at the hospital 4 years ago 🙄
Hes finally found his jasmine, eh? 😀 😀 😀
Errrrr… well, I hope this was just a ‘passing cloud’ 😉
Boys will always be boys ! one touch and a final glance is enough to get them to think about marriage ! 😀 😀 😀
LOL! Really? Boys want to marry the first girl who pays them attention????

Oh cho chweet R !!!! 🙂 Special hugs to him. Isn’t he damn cute to think that because she touched him, she has to marry him ???? 🙂
LOL!!! Yeah, Ums, but I hope he is aware of monogamy 😉
So, your son wanted 2 wedding anniversaries on the same day, huh ???? 😉 😉
He he, good one, Uma!!
And btw, were you at the studio to take some special snaps on this day ??? Come on, come on, share them, plzzzz…. 😉 😉
Oh not at all, Ums! We just went to refresh our stock of passport size photos!!! 😦
And you didnt tell me, what gift HE got for you !!!! 😉
LOL!! I got my gifty in Chennai itself, at Lifestyle – got a pretty salwar-kameez and pair of shoes 😉

Now thats so sweet….advance gifts….I like this. 🙂 Maybe I can teach my S that its possible and totally OK to gift in advance…. 😉

And love the edited to add part too…Now, dont u go reminding him of that again and again, poor R baby, must be terribly feeling sad abt it. 🙂

That is so cute! 😀 A conservative little bloke ain’t he? One touch and she better be ready to commit, eh? 😀
ROFL!! Yep, he is conservative, isn’t he? Thats the silver lining I guess!

Now thats what we can call a fast learner….Seems like he is getting too much learning from mummy ehh 😛

But marry so soon????
My point exactly, Prats!!! Marry everyone who touches him or whom he touches? Bah!!!

ROFL..Pals!! If its about R,give him a cuddly hug from me…he’s the shweetest!! I still cant stop laughing thinking about his perplexed question 😆
Who else, Deeps? Something going on in that school of his. The other day, I heard the Teacher telling another Mommy ‘your daughter wants to marry EVERYONE, but she says her dad has said ‘Boys only’ 😉 ‘

“your daughter wants to marry EVERYONE, but she says her dad has said ‘Boys only’” ha ha ha…that was classic!! And the ‘Princess Jasmine’ bit…your sonny boy is a riot, Pals!!

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Can’t stop laughing!!! 😀
R is so so cute! My hugs to the little charmer!! 🙂
You have plenty of eventful days and nights ahead Pals!! 😉
Thx Pix… Oh we have plenty of heart-breaks ahead of us, I see!!!

he he hee beautiful recently i had a horrific time explaining something to a kid, we were in my cousins house and the little boy was kissed by my cousins wife.. oooops this kid started to cry She kissed me , Now i will have ot marry her.. because the intelligent mother of the kid had told him that if you kiss a girl you will have to marry them … he hehe it was hilarious though after wards …

kids are funny

LOL!!! Poor kid, must have been frightened!!! And imagine, when he realised, he didn’t necessarily have to marry every girl he kissed, he must have felt ‘liberated’ 😉

but hey i must say i need to have a word or two with the little boy, i presume he is yours (sorry if i am wrong).. and give him some training.. you know what they say CATCH THEM YOUNG he hehehe:)

Awwwww! Chooo chweet! Your sonny boy is quite entertaining… meaning a constant source of ‘entertainment’ to mommy dear… and through her to all of us 🙂

Lets see… what mine does… once he’s a little older…
Oh yeah, Rosh, he is full time entertainment. I am sure yours will be one too 🙂

So sweet kid,hugs to him.See how much they think of themselves and i am sure ur son also loves to see the mirror like my girls.Hugs to the handsome boy 🙂
He he, that’s true, Sari. He actually saw himself in the mirror only when we went to Chennai last month, as there were full-length mirrors there, unlike our apartment here 🙂

Ohh Man, This is SO cute !!! My friend’s 6 year old was obsessed with marriage and since he is an only child, he declared one day : I will request my wife to have 6 children and then my children can play with each other and not be bored like me. The mom said : You will have to study hard so that you can get a good job and buy lots of toys for your 6 kids. I am not kidding, he studied straight for 2 hours and then comes out and says I cannot study anymore, maybe I will have only 3 kids then 🙂 🙂

He he he, you’ll make a fantastic MIL btw 😉 And it isn’t too late 😉 So let’s keep our fingers crossed so you can make a lovely little baby girl for my brat 🙂

ROFL!! I love such conversations :mrgreen: Can’t imagine what a relief R will feel once he grows up and realize that he doesn’t have to marry every gal that touches him 😉

btw wait for 2 more years and then the conversation goes from wife to kids 😥 Mine wants me to cook and take care of all his kids (which changes from 4 to 6 to 8) while he takes his blond wife for a car ride 🙄 he even says that I should not force his kids to eat things they don’t like 😯

Ps: loved the princess jasmine bit…heeee

Oh sooooooooo cute, Saks. Kids, I tell you, they are atrocious!!!!!!! Wanting Mommy to look after Wifey and Kids… classic 🙂 He’ll make a role model of a husband!!

Is it because I am a handsome boy?
haha! sho cute! I LOVE his confidence 😀
muah! for him!

This is the cutest thing I have read in a while Pal. Totally awww worthy post if there ever was one.

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